Merry Christmas one and all! Well, not all of you. You see, after his trip around the world, I plan to capture Santa this year. I'm going to forcively make him tell me how he Makes it around the world so fast and what mechanical devices he uses. I mean clearly he has put some kind of chemical in the reindeer food, or else they wouldn't be ale to fly like that. It's physically impossible!!! Cris Angel couldn't even to that, and he made 24v people go right through his body! So, this year, I'm gonna make the fat man sing. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! THE SECRET WILL BE REVEALED!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!